It’s really funny to see websites like the very awful and backwards “Total Frat Move” post articles about what women should be doing to make men happy. The latest of these is “Why Girls Shouldn’t Wear High Waisted Shorts”.
Now I’m not the biggest fan of high waisted shorts on ME, but I know I’m not in any position to tell someone else what they should or shouldn’t wear, a concept that is so simple yet somehow many males have not picked up on it quite yet.
Here are TFM’s Arguments:
Ok, so how many Supermodels have you seen walking around your campus wearing high waisted shorts? And your little wet dreams in the “frat castle” don’t count. If you’ve seen a supermodel wearing high waisted shorts, I can almost guarantee her body was photoshopped. Your point of reference is irrelevant because it’s fake. Comparing what you see in front of you with what you see on TV and in magazines is the fastest way to make yourself look like a dip shit.
I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize you were Tim Gunn. Where did you go to fashion school? I commend any woman who cuts her own high waisted shorts for being extremely frugal AND fashionable.
OH NO! My shorts make it so guys don’t want to objectify me and stare at my ass as I walk into class? I’M SO SORRY, FELLAS, I’LL BE SURE TO WEAR BIKINIS TO CLASS FROM NOW ON.
Guess who your golf visors, boat shoes, polos, seersucker shorts, etc. remind me of…
And if your grandma is rocking the high waisted short, I’d like to meet her so she can give me lessons on how to be a boss ass bitch.